A winning teenage romance

Individual ponies:

• Dinky
• Sparkler
• Star Kicker

is writing more winning pony stories. Yay! Celebrating the release of The new life of a winning pony (which tells you how long it's taken me to get this done), here's Dinky affording everypony's favourite awkward teenage unicorn couple the respect and maturity you have come to expect from characters in the Winningverse:

Big sis and Stalker-Mare, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Good girl, Dinky!
You taught my daughter to say WHAT?!?
Eh he he... it's all in good fun?
Muffin privileges revoked!
*gasp* Now, let's not be hasty, we can talk about this.
FOREVER!!

Actually, I've only read the first chapter of The new life of a winning pony, so if it turns out Star and Sparkler get murdered horribly in chapter two I shall be slightly annoyed.

Unicorns shipped to you by:

• , who writes the stories.
• , who draws the art (from which I can then rip off character designs wholesale).
• , who makes the patterns.
• A couple of corners of the spectrum of rock, as presented by the soundtrack to The blacklist. Such as this, this, and this.

Unicorns almost not shipped to you by:

• Those feathering unicorn horns poking through those feathering manes with those feathering stripes. So many tiny details to sew. I say it's a conspiracy by those graphical artists to make us physical artists look bad in comparison.